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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
5-star adults-only hotel near Bekonscot Model Village

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Cosy
3 bars/lounges, cocktail bar, lobby lounge
3 bars/lounges, cocktail bar, lobby lounge
Free toiletries, hair dryer, bathrobes, towels
2 restaurants, breakfast, lunch, dinner served; British cuisine

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Air conditioning
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Holloway Park
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Chiltern Hills
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪26 min drive‬

Room options

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Snug

Snug

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy

Cosy

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Boujee

Boujee

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Decadent

Decadent

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Exterior

Crowne Plaza Gerrards Cross by IHG

  • Pool
  • Hot tub
  • Spa
  • Pet-friendly
4.3 out of 5, Excellent, (986)
The price is CA $148
per night
CA $178 total
includes taxes & fees
17 Mar - 18 Mar
Crowne Plaza Gerrards Cross by IHG

About the area

Beaconsfield

In Beaconsfield .You'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills within 2 miles (3 km) of this hotel. Cliveden House and Hedsor House are also within 6 miles (10 km).

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive
  • Hedsor House - 10 min drive
  • Pinewood Studios - 11 min drive
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fego Restaurant Beaconsfield - ‬19 min walk
  • The Crazy Bear English Restaurant

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5-star adults-only hotel near Bekonscot Model Village
There are 2 restaurants on site. You can unwind with a drink at one of the 3 bars/lounges. Public spaces have free WiFi. There are 2 meeting rooms available. An outdoor pool, spa services, and a terrace are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 2 dining venues
  • 3 bars or lounges
  • Meeting rooms
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff is multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and bathrobes. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

Languages

English, German, Italian, Polish, Romanian

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site
  • Free offsite parking within 33 ft

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM–10:00 AM on weekdays and 7:30 AM–10:30 AM on weekends: GBP 3-20 per person
  • 2 restaurants
  • 3 bars/lounges
  • Room service available

Things to do

  • Outdoor pool
  • Spa services

Accessibility

  • This property does not have elevators

Room amenities

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Bedroom

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels

Food and drink

  • Free bottled water

More

  • Individually decorated
  • Individually furnished
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 3 to 20 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit in each accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 219 out of 464 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 113 out of 464 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 59 out of 464 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 44 out of 464 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 29 out of 464 reviews

8.6/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

4/10 Poor

Lisa

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Lovely welcome and great front of house team. Sadly that’s the only positive. I booked a snug room which I expected to be small but “snug” is a very generous term for the room I was allocated. The room was also filthy, the TV didn’t work and there were no hangers in the “wardrobe’. I was moved to another snug room which was even smaller than the first with restricted height. It was only possible to sleep on one side of the bed because of the leather clad sloping roof. Further, it had dangerous flooring i.e. there is a shallow step (trip hazard) to the weeny wet room that is not visible because it is the same colour as the rest of the flooring i.e. black. The wet room was dusty as the first room was but a super special touch was the toilet which was full of unflushed toilet paper! Again no hangers provided in the wardrobe. And to top off everything the rooms are not soundproofed! Even after I put my hearing aids on to charge I was very much aware of guests coming into the building and entering their rooms. I won’t mention what else I was hearing from the rooms next to mine but suffice to say I heard everything! I was so tired after being on the road for 8 hours I didn’t have the energy to complain about the second room. To charge over £230 for a room that is tiny, dirty and not soundproofed is a disgrace!
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Layla

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

Peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Parking was difficult with the Xmas market event, but the room was quirky and comfortable (although it was across a main road from the hotel building). Advertised as having a pool, which is outdoors and way too cold to consider using. But our main complaint was the lack of tea/coffee making facilities given the price we paid for the room.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Firas

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

2/10 Terrible

Emily

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Arrived at the property at the check in time room was still not ready. Got taken to our room found dirty clothes, bed was rock hard and the food was cold.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Peter

Disliked: Property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Gordon Ramsay of hotels needs to sort this.
A lot of hype from the Las Vegas type flair. Front desk staff was decent, on par. Yet, for all that money, absolutely no value for what you pay. So much potential, but this place needs a Gordon Ramsay make over.
Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Emily

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Shevon

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Oliver

Travelled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

2/10 Terrible

Matty

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The stay was a shambles from start to finish. We arrived to a dirty room with marks and the bed and rose petals on the floor from the previous occupants. We notified reception immediately who advised while we were out at dinner they would have the room cleaned, which they did and offered a late check out as an apology which we accepted only to be charged for the late check out when we left. Then for dinner I have never been so insulted in my entire adult life with what you thought was acceptable to be served as a £40 steak which the table next to us also commented on that you should be ashamed of your self’s for thinking it is acceptable to be serving that I will attach a photo I will also be posting the pictures of the dirty room and the food on my trip advisor review. Completely shocked that you charge the prices you do and provide standards you would not receive in a weatherspoons. Sent from Outlook for iOS
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Peter

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Excellent place to stay and the presentation and options were fantastic. Loved the TV coming up from the bottom of the bed. However, when I told friends where I’d stayed and attempted to describe the red velvet wallpaper, dimly lit room with leather floors, gold tiled bathroom and leather studded bed & and animal prints, they called me a pervert!!. Still, I’d definitely come again, or should that be stay again.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Benjamin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Funky and interesting room. A little small due to age of building and “Cozy” status of the room. Room did smell like Marijuana for some reason. Slightly disappointed at lack of tea or coffee facilities in the room and reception didn’t mention ordering any to be brought to the room either.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

4/10 Poor

Preslava

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Zoe

Liked: Property conditions & facilities
Lovely accommodation very central to beaconsfield town
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Kathryn

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort
Decadence
We had a night stay in the decadent suit it was very decadent, copper bath tub at the end of the bed with water filling it from the ceiling show stopper. Red padded velvet walls and cream padded velvet ceiling, leather flooring and drapes adorning the windows and on suite. Unfortunately it is rather dark with dim lighting, could do with a little maintenance, broken blinds on window, curtain hanging off pole and broken door handle that came off in my hand when I opened the door. The shower wasn’t very good either. We did have a good nights sleep on a soft mattress and fluffy pillows. Dinner was delicious and service great loved the experience overall just little issues the rooms looking a little tired and could do with some TLC considering the price.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Emma

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

marie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Romantic & Private.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Stephanie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Kim

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
The room was lovely and quirky just as it comes across on line!! Perfect stay
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Debbie

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Saint

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Robert

Travelled with partner
We loved the look of our room and the whole hotel. The bath and the water running from the ceiling were very unique. The staff were very friendly and professional. Highly recommended.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

6/10 Okay

Samantha

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
Disliked: Staff & service
This was an experience, not one that I would have again, but overall it was a pleasant stay. The room was lovely, but a lack of attention to detail and thinking that it would have been an amazing 5 years ago when things were newer. I opted for the room with a copper bath, which was lovely, but there were scratches and dints all over. Management were stood around loitering whilst I noted the other staff were busy which is found strange and a little unsettling as the other staff were hard at work. The hotel was lovely, but the little things were missing and a lack of attention to detail, ie. No tea & coffee making facilities, the room was very dark, even when the lights were on, there was a slug in the tented area and a distinct smell of damp. Breakfast was the most disappointing, firstly staff were not attentive at all, and the breakfast was subpar (14.00 for a hot, full breakfast) and the pitched eggs were hard & not runny, bacon tasted cheap & was just cooked, one sausage & no toast. Continental, was also poor and the had a pain o chocolate or croissant.and toast was sent back twice as it was barely toasted. They had only pulp orange & the soft drinks were warm (so I had an option of water) I’ve had better breakfasts in a Wetherspoon & for a delux hotel, this was very disappointing. I think for the price, the crazy bear need to up their game considerably, as a good breakfast (18.00 total) would have seen me overlook the missing details, but sadly it didnt deliver
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Robson

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

4/10 Poor

Mrs

Business traveller
Liked: Staff & service, amenities
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
No hot water in the evening or the morning so must be okay with cold showers. shower curtain and toilet curtain not clean. No hand soap in dispenser. The bed and pillows were extremally comfortable I did get a good nights sleep. The food in the restaurant was amazing. Quirky rooms, attention to detail needed.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024