Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
5-star adults-only hotel near Bekonscot Model Village

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Cosy
2 bars/lounges, cocktail bar
2 restaurants, breakfast, lunch, dinner served; British cuisine
Decadent
2 bars/lounges, cocktail bar

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

Map
73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Windsor Castle
    ‪18 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪26 min drive‬

Room options

Snug

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Boujee

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Decadent

  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the area

Beaconsfield

In Beaconsfield .You'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills within 2 miles (3 km) of this hotel. Cliveden House and Hedsor House are also within 6 miles (10 km).

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.7 km
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 8.8 km
  • Hedsor House - 10 min drive - 8.9 km
  • Pinewood Studios - 11 min drive - 12.1 km
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive - 16.7 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fego Restaurant Beaconsfield - ‬19 min walk
  • The Crazy Bear English Restaurant

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5-star adults-only hotel near Bekonscot Model Village
There are 2 restaurants on site. You can unwind with a drink at one of the 2 bars/lounges. Public spaces have free WiFi. Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 2 dining venues
  • 2 bars or lounges
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff is multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

Languages

English

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free offsite parking
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 bars/lounges
  • 2 restaurants

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit in each accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 245 out of 513 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 125 out of 513 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 63 out of 513 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 47 out of 513 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 33 out of 513 reviews

8.6/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Gabriel

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It was a wonderful experience
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

6/10 Okay

Casey

Travelled with partner
Room was very Dark with no way of lighting it up, Lack of plug sockets in the room, Shower was not great at all! Could hear music from the restaurant till 12am so sleep wasn’t great! For the price we paid would expect more! Saying that staff was lovely and the room was very nice
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

6/10 Okay

Aimee

Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Pleasant stay but wont rush back

Plwasant stay, found the layout a bit odd as we stayed accross the road from the rest of the hotel, room wasnt particularly clean and was very dark, although we understand thats the theme, it made it quite difficult getting ready (not much light to do make up etc) and was worried if we lost aomethinf wed never find it again in the dark! I dont think it was great value for money but one real positive was the staff were amazinf so friendly and helpful
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

6/10 Okay

Paul

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Had to run around for 15 mins trying to find out why the water was cold. Only to find out I needed to turn the heater on from a cupboard hiding in the corner. Also the phone was hanging from the wire. No ventilation so was really warm. However food was first Class. Along with the service.
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

8/10 Good

Lisa

Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Vitor

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

2/10 Terrible

Elinor

Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2025

6/10 Okay

Alice

Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lauren

Travelled with family, Travelled with group
Liked: Staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Beautiful hotel, the beds are very comfortable, loved the copper bath. Staff very friendly and helpful. Only thing is they need more lighting in the rooms
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

8/10 Good

Darren

Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

8/10 Good

John

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Great mix of styles.

Quirky hotel with lots of appeal, eclectic mix of styles which definitely works. Loved the tented area with lots of seating & heaters, great Moroccan feel. We are in the Thai restaurant & the food was delicious with great service. Our room was very dusty and dark & the lights seem to be all or nothing but we loved our stay & would love to stay again.
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

6/10 Okay

Peter

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

2/10 Terrible

Peter

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Avoid certain rooms

Snug room 15 is not a room for two people, it barely fits one so to avoid the nightmare we suffered. The bed is well into a sloped eave space making a proportion of the double bed unusable. Along with the decor the room is more like a coffin. Please ensure this room is not allocated to you! We sent an email to Mark G @Crazy Bear but have not had a reply 2 days later, so now question their customer service credentials.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

2/10 Terrible

Gabriella

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities

Don’t bother

Wasn’t anything special, the room was particularly dated. Don’t think I got my moneys worth, it felt dirty. The rooms were extremely dark, but also dusty. Wouldn’t come back and wouldn’t recommend
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Stephen

A great visit

A very enjoyable time. The hotel and bedroom was very comfortable - and interesting! We were made very welcome and everything during our stay went as it should. The Thai meal was extremely good too.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

8/10 Good

Sara

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Room was clean and prepared for us. Much smaller than it looks in the photos on the website. Comfy bed. Really nice vibe in the bar. Unfortunately we didn’t know that the pool and jacuzzi area wasn’t open and that was something we were really looking forward to. I think if I’d have known I may have booked somewhere else. So disappointing.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jason

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Donald

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Quirky hotel

Wonderful experience, lovely staff.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

4/10 Poor

Verified traveller

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Room felt very dirty and dungey
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

6/10 Okay

Scott

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

2/10 Terrible

Mark

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Zola

Travelled with partner
Liked: Amenities
This is by far the best hotel I have been to, I went to another hotel straight after leaving crazy bear and I regretted it. I highly recommend this magnificent place. I have already told all of my friends and family about it.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Thomas

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025