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Reviews

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful

Entire home

4 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 8124 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Washer
  • Barbecue grill
  • Pet-friendly
  • Outdoor space
  • Free WiFi

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Hammondsport, NY
  • Keuka Lake
    ‪1 min walk‬
  • Keuka Lake Vineyards
    ‪18 min drive‬
  • Keuka Lake State Park
    ‪37 min drive‬
  • Elmira, NY (ELM-Elmira - Corning Regional)
    ‪60 min drive‬

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About the area

Hammondsport

On the beach.Within a 10-minute walk of the vacation home, you'll find Keuka Lake and Ravines Wine Cellars. Waneta Lake and McGregor Vineyard are also within 3 miles (5 km).
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What's nearby

  • Keuka Lake - 1 min walk - 0.0 km
  • Waneta Lake - 4 min drive - 4.0 km
  • McGregor Vineyard - 7 min drive - 3.9 km
  • Keuka Lake Vineyards - 18 min drive - 17.5 km
  • Keuka Lake State Park - 37 min drive - 33.6 km

Getting around

  • Elmira, NY (ELM-Elmira - Corning Regional) - 60 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McGregor Vineyard - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪The Olney Place - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪Lakeside Restaurant - ‬29 min drive
  • ‪Weis Vineyards - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪The Switzerland Inn - ‬7 min walk

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Romantic All-Seasons Cottage-On-the-Water-w/Breathtaking Views & Beach Fire Pit!

Prime strategic location property with spectacular views:
Romantic, rustic home that sleeps 10 with 2.5 baths on two floors. 3 private bedrooms on the 2nd floor and 1 master King on the 1st floor with spectacular views. Property is located in the heart of Keuka Lake's prestigious east side, highlighting morning coffee sunrises from oak Adirondack chairs at the end of the dock, and spectacular sunsets from any of the several deck levels including the spacious 100' dock that juts out into the lake facing the magnificent and photogenic Bluff. The Lake House is completely furnished and offers 180-degree all-glass views from a combo sun room/dinning and master BR, and a romantic glass-faced, gas-fired fireplace in the living room (winter use), all amid a golden-age cottage look-and-feel, surrounded by a few antiques and memorabilia items from that wonderful age. Able to sleep up to 11 with sofa bed Queen and a fold down single in Living Room or outer deck.

Property manager

K. Ryker Clark

Languages

English

Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach sun loungers

Ski

  • Close to skiing

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Electric car charging station on site
  • Onsite parking options include a garage
  • Onsite parking
  • Car recommended

Kitchen

  • Refrigerator
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Dishwasher
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils
  • Paper towels
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms
  • Bed sheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathrooms

  • 2.5 bathrooms
  • Shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels provided
  • Toilet paper
  • Soap

Living spaces

  • Fireplace
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Smart TV
  • DVD player
  • Books
  • Games
  • Music library
  • Video library

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Firepit
  • Dock

Laundry

  • Washing machine and dryer
  • Near laundromat

Work spaces

  • Desk
  • Desk chair

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • 4 total pets
  • Welcoming dogs only

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • On the lake
  • On the waterfront
  • In the mountains
  • In a rural location
  • Near a hospital
  • Near outlet shopping

Things to do

  • Fitness facilities nearby
  • Golfing on site
  • Kayak on site
  • Tennis on site
  • Ice skating nearby
  • Winery tours nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Cycling nearby
  • Horse riding nearby
  • Hunting nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Rafting nearby
  • Water skiing nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector installed (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector installed (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher
  • First aid kit
  • Deadbolt lock

General

  • Unit size: 1332 sq ft (124 sq m)

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 3:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 21

Check-out

Check-out before 10:00 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

  • Pets are welcome
  • Only dogs are allowed
  • Maximum 4 pets
  • Service animals are exempt from fees
  • Note from host: 135$ Quantity

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings, birthday parties and weddings) are allowed on site; maximum attendees: 15
Note from host: Events/Parties allowed w/ advanced owner approval.
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business. Parties and events (including family gatherings, birthday parties and weddings) are allowed on site. Maximum attendees: 15. Note from host: Events/Parties allowed w/ advanced owner approval. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock in each accommodation.

Property Registration Number Reg #'s not available or used in county

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Romantic All-Seasons Cottage-On-the-Water-w/Breathtaking Views & Beach Fire Pit! Reviews

Reviews

9.2

Wonderful

Rating 10 - Excellent. 130 out of 175 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 26 out of 175 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 12 out of 175 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 4 out of 175 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 3 out of 175 reviews

9.2/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Kimberly K.

Liked: Cleanliness
Relax Time
Awesome view of the lake….bald eagle soaring overhead, cozy, campy feeling cottage. What more could you ask for?
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Deborah P.

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect for Us...!!!
“No Such Place” is a gem…! We are so lucky to have found it! It’s clean, functionally perfect, located at exactly the right place on the lake, close to wineries, distilleries, restaurants and convenience stores, and the owner is amazingly quick to respond to any of our questions by text. We had kayaks dropped off and picked up at the dock, and all the pre-stay information and pictures were extremely well organized, accurate and helpful. Some may think it’s a bit on the rustic side, but we loved that about the place. The kitchen was well stocked for almost any cooking need and the two refrigerators were a major plus. There is an open-air picnic table with grill on the side deck and another grill and picnic table in a covered area near the dock and water. All the steps and walkways were freshly power sprayed, and all the deck furniture was antiseptic clean with fresh white paint. It was nice to be at a place where the owner took special pains to make sure the place was clean, well-kept and ready for us. We will be booking two weeks at No Such Place next summer and we highly recommend this property to all. I’m sure you won’t be disappointed.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

NANCY M., SCRANTON

Liked: Cleanliness
No place like this
There is no place like this
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Robin D., Boise, Idaho

Liked: Cleanliness
Great location
Four old friends who do a girls weekend each year. This was our first stay on Keuka Lake. Beautiful lake, beautiful time of year. The dock was wonderful to relax on. A couple of us even braved a cold plunge into the 52° water. The outdoor patio off the dining room was lovely too. Home faces north so you get views of sunrise and sunset. The house itself was clean but had a faint strange odor. Maybe just the dampness from the lake. The fourth bedroom is sort of half of the dining room but there is a folding wall to provide some privacy. The place overall needs a little updating and freshening. Kitchen was a wonky layout but had everything we needed. Keith was easily available and responsive had we needed him. We walked to three wineries, one distillery, and a restaurant from the house. It was total maybe two miles round trip but is on a busy road, so be mindful of that. But being able to walk was a huge bonus. I admit I was overwhelmed by the dozen or so PDFs regarding our stay prior to arrival. I’d prefer just directions, an address, and instructions for entry. The rest could have been in a guest orientation book in the home. Our experience was a positive one overall and we would likely stay again if we choose this lake in the future.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Doug G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Our Keuka house
Excellent place right on the lake. Beautiful views, lots to do!!! Excellent host. Will go there again!!!
Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Alicia T., Clarence

Liked: Cleanliness
Fall Friends weekend
We enjoyed the clean home and stunning view of the lake. So close to wineries and breweries. The owner is readily available and knowledgeable about the area
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Peggy G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Wineglass Marathon
Property was great location on Keuka Lake near wineries, breweries and food. Host was wonderful to work with Highly recommend No Such A Place
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

James H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful place by the lake
We had a great day! Keith was awesome. He helped us with whatever we needed. Was there at the property when we arrived to help place our boat trailer. We had a long weekend for our anniversary and brought our Boat to do some fishing. Keith was very helpful with that. Let us know where we could put the boat in and store the trailer.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

diane E b.

Liked: Cleanliness
Had great time
My family of 6 and myself stayed at "No Such Place" and found it quite charming. And not lacking in the way of amenities, location, views, close by restaurants and wineries. We have stayed at several places on Keuka and find that this place has it all. We loved the beautiful doc, swim in the pristine waters, enjoy a family campfire, walked the dog in the nearby woods. Neighbors are very friendly. If you prefer to sit around all day, there are hotels that may serve you better. The cottage was very clean and functional upon our arrival, and the dock chairs, swing set, and picnic tables were all freshly painted showing the care the owner has for the property. Even the several walkways around were freshly power sprayed. We had lots of guests over and they enjoyed the large dock for boating and fishing. There was also plenty of parking, which was always such a problem at other places we have stayed. The host, Keit, is an incredible resource to use for information and that was a big plus. We highly recommend this special rustic cottage, and we will be going back for sure to stay two- or three-weeks next summer.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

Julia S.

Location and view!
Could not beat the location and the view of the bluff was amazing. The cottage was rustic as noted. Furnishings need to be updated. Would not recommend if staying more than a couple of days.
Stayed 14 nights in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

James R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Mixed experience
If you are looking for that rustic, quirky spot (which is what we were looking for) this is for you. The location is great. Very close to good restaurant (The Swits) and right in the heart of the Keuka wineries. However given the price I would expect and request a much better maintained property. A good cleaning and a fresh coat of paint would do a lot to improve the exterior spaces and their usefulness. Given the age and quirky nature of the property it is filled with trip hazards in the interior spaces not reflected in the description. Not a problem for us but could be for some. The neighborhood is NOT friendly at all. Seemed to be a lot of tension between neighbors and parking seems to be a hot topic as areas are clearly marked and checked. Finally, the owner stays on the property in the garage with his adult son and there are multiple surveillance cameras on site. Honestly that and the neighborhood vibe were a bit off putting. While those items were not inconsequential, overall we enjoyed our stay but we would not use this property again without some exterior changes.
Stayed 14 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Sylvia G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Such a Place is No Such Place-It's so Awesome!
    We are Lake People that love Keuka Lake and have been coming to Keuka for many years. Despite many great renting experiences in the past, we have always been looking for an ultra-special place that affords an ideal central lake location to the surrounding cities by water or by roadways. Also we wanted a place thatoffers fantastic views, has a beach campfire pit for our evening family time,  has a long dock with multipleboat lifts for our fishing boats and pontoon boat, a place located on the sunset viewing side (of course), a place that offers great parking for cars, guests and boat trailers, has a large grassy and wooded area where we can walk our dogs, has a friendly, knowledgeable, helpful and caring host, is a place located near great wineries and restaurants, has a well-appointed and fully functioning kitchen, has fast internet and a totally clean, comfortable and well-kept place that reminds us of the classic golden age rustic cottage that we stayed at each summer while growing up.   Well, our wish list was finally answered, and we found that special place on Keuka Lake. It’s called No Such Place…!  The bonus is that we loved the quick responses from our host, Keith, whenever we had a question about the property or the area. --- We must add that while this is not a fancy Madison Avenue type Hotel, it is a really neat Lake House, and we think it’s a gem, so we highly recommend it. We have already made plans to return. We have already made plans to retu
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

2/10 Terrible

Stephen M.

Disliked: Cleanliness
Not an enjoyable experience
Lets start from the beginning. The host sent me messages through the VRBO app and we setup additional services like the use of the power boat lift, pet fees and full linen services. All seemed great. Once I got to the house, we went to go to bed and the upstairs bedrooms smelled terribly of paint, the bathroom on the second floor has an angled ceiling and you cant even stand in it to use the bathroom or wash your hands. The next morning the host popped out of the garage while I was at my truck and started a conversation about where I can park, how I should turn around and where to put my boat trailer. Im an adult, I am sure I can figure it out without the hosts input. After myself and the other guests got back from being out at a couple of the wineries, we were getting out of our vehicles and the host Keith is already walking up to the vehicles. I approach him as it was weird he was at the property again and he starts
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

8/10 Good

Gregory L., Millville, PA

Liked: Cleanliness
Host was great
The host was great the house and dock were great but could use a little TLC
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Kristin C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great views from the dock!
We had a wonderful, comfortable time at No Such Place! Its proximity to Hammondsport and other locations and amenities was great. Sunrises and sunsets were spectacular!
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2024

6/10 Okay

carla b.

Older cabin-like home
Small old kitchen. Lots of mishmash supplies not organized. Low flow shower heads are awful. Comfortable bed on main floor IN kitchen eating area. 3 very small upper bedrooms. Beautiful large deck. Lots of duct tape tho. Stairs can be tough. NO room at all to sit by fire pit. 1/2 in the lake! Served the purpose but under par for the price. Needs fixing up and remodel. Good for guys fishing weekend.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Bonnie T., Greenville, SC

Liked: Cleanliness
THE PORCH IS GREAT - Beautiful view of the lake and mountains
I spent most of my time sitting on the covered porch, in a rocking chair, looking at the absolutely beautiful lake views. The cottage is located on the east side of the lake, just at the Bluff - so you could see beautiful sunsets, some of each sunrise, but the views of mountains and the lake water just made the entire stay! Incredible!! Keith was always available if we had any questions and he gave us some good recommendations. The house could use a bit of updating but the location makes up for everything. So thankful this is a dog-friendly rental! It was a wonderful relaxing vacation.
Stayed 19 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Bonnie T., Greenville, SC

Liked: Cleanliness
WOW - Views from the porch are AWESOME
I spent most of my time sitting on the covered porch, in a rocking chair, looking at the absolutely beautiful lake views. The cottage is located on the east side of the lake, just at the Bluff - so you could see beautiful sunsets, some of each sunrise, but the views of mountains and the lake water just made the entire stay! Incredible!! Keith was always available if we had any questions and he gave us some good recommendations. The house could use a bit of updating but the location makes up for everything. So thankful this is a dog-friendly rental! It was a wonderful relaxing vacation.
Stayed 8 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Wanzhu F.

It was nice place
Location is great. Owner is very nice. Wish the property was kept up a bit nicer. Overall it was a great place to stay.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

6/10 Okay

Neil N.

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful view, cottage overated
The Finger Lakes were all we hoped for, but the cottage was greatly overrated. The master bedroom was actually the dining room, with an accordion door to separate the “rooms”, the steps to the three tiny BR’s were very steep and not safe for young kids or older folks. You cannot stand up in the powder room. Half of the fire pit is in the water. The stone fire place is hidden behind a pull out bed. There is a beautiful dock, and the owner was very nice, but we won’t be back to No Such Place”. However. If you’re looking for an old timey lake cottage, you may be fine here.
Stayed 5 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Christine L.

Liked: Cleanliness
Take me to, please, take me again to “No Such Place”
There is a place that we girls from Pa have been escaping to for 9 years now and it’s called “No Such Place”. The name was well chosen because we have never found another place quite like it. It warms our hearts and makes us smile and we 5 girls have become better friends because of our yearly trips to No Such Place in NY in the finger lakes. In our mind and souls it’s become our Camelot, our Shangri-La and our magic get away place where we escape effortlessly from work and all the toils of daily life—-and we love it…! The host is Keith -a multi ocean Yacht Captain who travels the world between trips back to his home on Keuka Lake. He is also an author who’s cleaning gal strategically places in books around the property so others can enjoy them. Keith somehow tends to find time to write one or two novels each year, we girls are always playing catch up reading all of them. You couldn’t find a nicer host than Keith and his books tend to reflect some of his many adventures around the world as well as on Keuka Lake. (Keith always says the books are only fiction and not about him… but we know better) The cottage is located between Penn Yan and Hammondsport- close to many great winery’s, breweries and distilleries. No Such Place has the best views of the Bluff, and its dock is one of the bestif not the best on the lake, and it’s a great place for fishing , enjoying magically seductive views and just plain old relaxing . We highly recommend it. No Such Place has become our 2nd home♥
Stayed 2 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Pam T., Rochester, New York

Liked: Cleanliness
Fun & Relaxing
We drove up and saw the beautiful view of the Lake and we knew where we would be sitting! Calming views and Keith was very attentive to anything we needed. Offered suggestions on places to go and things to do. We toured the local spots and shops. Took in some wineries and enjoyed our down time! Thanks for your hospitality!
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2024

10/10 Excellent

Ashley B.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great Place!
We had a wonderful time. Property is clean and right on the water. Beautiful views and the owner was super nice. Has an old cottage feel to it. Only thing I would warn are the steps to the 2nd floor are steep, so if you have anyone with issues going up or down stairs well I’d suggest having them sleep in the room on the first floor.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

John M.

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful place to have some wine on the dock
We had a wonderful stay. The owner was very helpful. Stayed in contact if we had any issues would recommend it.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2024

10/10 Excellent

Mandy H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Girls weekend
Was the perfect place with lots of character. Felt warm and cozy.. definitely a cottage feel. We loved it!
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2024