The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus

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1 bedroom, desk, bed sheets

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10 out of 10

Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
    Parking available
  • Pet-friendly
    Pet-friendly
  • Kitchen
    Kitchen

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Beryl, UT
  • Three Peaks Recreation Area
    71 min drive
  • Three Peaks Trailhead
    80 min drive
  • Spring Valley State Park
    114 min drive

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About the area

What's nearby

  • Mountain Meadows Massacre Memorial - 53 min drive - 54.5 km
  • Three Peaks Recreation Area - 71 min drive - 80.8 km
  • Three Peaks Trailhead - 80 min drive - 88.5 km
  • Spring Valley State Park - 114 min drive - 141.0 km

Getting around

  • Cedar City, UT (CDC-Cedar City Regional) - 62 min drive

About this property

The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus

This is the adventure you have been looking for! Come visit the actual middle of nowhere! A beautifully staged bus with everything you need to disconnect - far, far away from it all.

Read some books, look at the stars, have a fire, watch a Nic Cage movie on the projector screen, relax in a hammock, or just do nothing in Nowhere!

We have renovated our 1996 School Bus into a beautiful, off-the-grid, desert escape.

Features/Amenities:
- A long way away from any of your responsibilities
- King-sized bed with premium linens
- 2 hammocks for additional guests
- Cellular service (most carriers - check your coverage map)
- Free on-site parking (plenty of room for trailers/boats/parade floats/Boeing 747s)
- Projector and VCR
- Retro Bluetooth speaker
- Fully appointed kitchen (minus running water, a sink that drains, and a refrigerator)

Living Room:
- Two comfy chairs and a bench
- Hammock hooks
- Projector
- VCR
- A curated collection of Nicolas Cage VHS tapes

Kitchen:
- Gas stove
- Beautiful breakfast nook table
- Coffee maker (french press)
- Kettle
- Fully stocked w/ all cookware and dishware
- Cooking necessities (oil, salt, pepper)
- Solar power station (runs all electrical in the bus)

Outside Area:
- Fire pit
- 4 outside chairs
- Covered shade awning
- Picnic table
- Cafe lights

Bedroom:
- King-size bed
- Premium mattress and bedding
- Nightstand
- Bookshelf
- Large collection of adventure stories
- Telescope

Bathroom:
- Composting toilet
- Hand sanitizer

It is important to note, that this is GLAMPING - Glamorous Camping.

While there are a lot of creature comforts, there are some things that will be a little different than what you are probably used to.

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:

While we do have a stove to cook meals, we don't have a fridge - make sure you have a cooler to keep your food in during your stay.

While we provide every guest with 5 gallons of water, we do not have indoor plumbing. That means the sink doesn't drain. It is just a wash basin and has to be emptied manually outside.

We have a composting toilet (we'll give instructions beforehand on how to use it). It is simple to use.

We run everything on solar power - there is plenty of power to do most things - but don't expect to charge your Tesla here. ;)

The entire bus and outside area.

I will be available remotely - if there is something you need, please reach out on the Airbnb chat.

There is a whole lot of NOTHING out here. That said, the desert is a delicate place - please don't cut down sagebrush or other plants. Try to leave it natural and beautiful for the next guests. Thank you.

The Nowhere Bus is far from pretty much everything. You're going to need your own vehicle.

Again, just be aware that this is an adventurous stay. It is designed to help cover MOST of the work that it takes to get out on a camping excursion. But there are a few things that you will have to do to close the gap. Please be prepared and know what you are getting yourself into.

Additional House Rule:
Refundable Security Deposit
-We will pre-authorize a $500 security deposit on your card one day prior to your check-in. Please note, this is not a charge but a temporary hold. The deposit will be refunded within 7 days after check-out, provided there are no damages, missing items, or violations of our house rules.

Property manager

Cees Hofman

Languages

English, Russian

Room amenities

Entertainment

  • TV

Bedroom

  • Bed sheets
  • Heating

Food and drink

  • Cookware/dishes/utensils
  • Dining table
  • Kitchen

More

  • Desk

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

  • Pets are welcome
  • Only dogs and cats are allowed
  • Maximum 2 (weight limit: 50 lbs per pet)
  • Service animals are exempt from fees

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings and birthday parties) are allowed on site; maximum attendees: 5
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. Parties and events (including family gatherings and birthday parties) are allowed on site. Maximum attendees: 5. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit in each accommodation.

Property is also known as

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Reviews

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Exceptional

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Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Amanda C.

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024