"the private kitchenette offers a convenient way to prepare meals" - no kitchenware provided, completely empty shelves. After I complained, two drinking glasses were put there. The manager admitted that there is actually no kitchenware in any of the hotel rooms but promised to supply for me. This turned out to be a couple of plates, flatware and coffee cups, but nothing to make coffee or hot water with.
"a separate sitting area, and a separate dining area" - the fold-out sofabed with table next to it could constitute the sitting area as long as you do not use it as a bed, but no dining area or chairs. A receptionist showed me a slightly larger room with twin beds where there was a small bench extending at a right angle from the kitchenette that could possibly be called a dining area - if there were chairs or bar stools, but there were none, and no kitchenware there as well.
"Food/Beverage Credit" - asked twice, the receptionists had no idea what this meant.
"The ensuite bathroom has a makeup/shaving mirror" - just a plain old mirror.
"cable channels" - a handful of channels, most with low picture quality.
"DVD player" - only a manual for one...
The railing on the balcony had several days' worth of bird droppings on it when I arrived.
A large balcony, but no chairs on it, nor any chairs in the room to move out there. I saw chairs only on two or three other balconies.
